October 18th / Bacon Theatre, Cheltenham / Tickets £8 available from here
- Christians – Because God is watching you
- Non Christians – Because you’ll have a laugh.
- Church Leaders – Because you need a laugh. (Free tickets available if you bring people)
- Exhibitionists – Because there is still space to Exhibit at brilliant rates!
- Teenagers – Because laughter is good for spots.
- Wine Drinkers – Because wine is helpful for a comedians audience.
- Students – Because it starts at 7.30pm. You’ll be up just in time.
- Actors – Because the auditorium is also beautiful.
- Those with a slight baby face – Because you share a commonality with Tom
- Business people – Because it’s only £8. Don’t be stingy. Invite your neighbours.
- Photographers – Well, you get the picture…
- Geeks – Because there are dimmers, knobs & buttons involved
- Youth workers – Because participation is key.
- Comedians – Because you can nick some gags (not)
- Magicians – Because Tom’s not doing rope tricks
- Musicians – Because Tom is not a drummer.
- Chess Players – Because you need to get out more
- Facebook addicts – Because if not, Tom will remove you as a friend.
- Tweeters – Because 140 characters is never enough.
- Instagram’ers – Because you can totally take pictures.
- Introverts – Because there are back seats available.
- Extroverts – Because the front row needs filling.
- Husbands – Because you can bring your wife.
- Wives – Because your husband could end up on stage.
- Brothers – Because your sibling will drag you along.
- You Tubers – Because there will be cameras.
- Shopaholics – Because you can pre order the DVD for just £10.
- Criminals – TV is probably better. Stay home and enjoy.
- Cheltenham folks – Because it’s not Tewkesbury or Gloucester.
- Gloucester folks – Because cheltenham is nicer.
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